Smoking nic and sucking dick

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

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International sucking dick day

The 12th of april is the national sucking dick day.

George: "Hey it's The international sucking dick day."
Jeremy: "Alright come here I will suck your dick."

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U suck dick lol

The best insult existing in the universe.

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe

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black belt in sucking dick

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick

Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.

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That's a dick I can suck

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

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National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

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black belt in sucking dick

Girl that wears a choker.

*sees a girl wearing a choker*

"She has a black belt in sucking dick"

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