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Ducks are the meaning of life, and the best thing that ever happened to this earth.
I went to church today I worshipped Ducks
A mitigated alternative for the commonly used curse word fuck. Could be used in settings where using curse words is frowned upon.
Duck, I just failed my AP Chemistry test.
the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard
(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck
1. good birbo who is cute on the outside but evil on the inside
2. what an iphone autocorrects to when you say fuck
1. that little duck over there is an asshole, he just bite me
2. and i have said what the duck more times than i care to count. -GradeAUnderA
The autocorrect for "fuck" on iPhones
Person A: duck you
Person B: what?
Person B: fuck* sorry auto correct
Truly the greatest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. With outstanding levels of intelligence, these birds have ideas far beyond our understandings.
Person 1: Wow, those ducks truly are amazing.
Person 2: I know, right?