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A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.
Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign
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an african circus craftsman that juggles premature negro infants in a ring of fire for watermelon and grape soda.
shazaam and jamel went to the circus to see thet egyptian fraggle juggler.
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It is when a man is sitting on a woman's face, his balls are ever-so-strategically placed over her eyes like a silk pillow...while he farts into her nose.
"Mahied, sit on my face with and give me your kingly scent."
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In the 1980's, Osiris, the great and terrible Egyptian god of the dead, awakened from a centuries-old sleep to wreak vengeance on the modern, monotheistic world which had weakened him to a near-death state. He set about orchestrating a master plan which would make the world pay for his defeat. As his first order of business, he called his servant Anubis to his subterranean chamber, instructing him to go to earth and bring back four mortal souls. The jackal god returned with four souls, which Osiris possessed and named Susanna Hoffs, Debbi Peterson, Michael Steele and Vicki Peterson. With his telekinetic powers, he returned them to earth, where they wrote a song proclaiming the power of the Egyptian gods. It climbed the charts and hooked many listeners. But the song contained an evil curse, a curse that took hold of the listener's mind for decades on end. Soon everyone was hopelessly obsessed with the song, humming it on street corners and in public restrooms. Even today, to speak the accursed name of the song spells doom. So be careful; respect Osiris and his assortment of half-animal courtiers. If you don't, you could be the next victim.
-Hey Charlie. Let's listen to some music.
-Okay Joanna. How about this? Walk like an Egyptian.
-Charlie, NO!!
-Praise Osiris!
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This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.
My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch
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Using your imagination to wank and no use of porn.
While is was in the shower I had no porn so I decided to wank like an Egyptian
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One who is an extremely unsafe yet on-time driver. Characterized by a floored gas pedal and a hand on the horn at all times.
I was going to late for my tour of Giza but this Egyptian Taxi Driver got me there in no time.
-David: oh no, the airport is ten miles away and...
-Ahmed: we are a-here sir.
-David: nice!
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