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The 2020 Election Steal took place across the United States during the month of November 2020. Designed by the CCP and Leftists to falsely implant a puppet president, the operation involved the manufacturing ballots in favor of one candidate, having ballot watchers removed, then funnelling the counterfeit ballots through compromised Dominion counting systems.
John: What do you think about the 2020 Election Steal?
Nate: Pure conspiracy.
John: .. I think I know who you voted for.
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An election with two idiots running for president.
The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.
You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president
Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.
Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?
You: Because she was a women.
Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?
You: I never understood that idiotic logic...
Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-
You: You mean Donald Trump?
Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...
You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...
Grandchildren: Tell us!
You: Well that's a story for another time...
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Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.
McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.
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Large political event in the UK in which serveral parties duke it out in pursuit of government. The unthinkable happened as the exit polls got the result bang on target.
Final Score
Tony Blair-The Liar (Labour) 356
Michael Howard- The Vampire (Conservative) 197
Charles Kennedy- The boozer (Lib Dem) 62
American: The British 2005 General election is unimportant
Englishman: We have nukes, it's important
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Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.
Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.
Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.
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A sign that the apocalypse has come
2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar
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Syndrome that many liberal, socialist females are sadly forced to confront with when their capitalist male partner is a red-blooded Republican and no longer plans to “sleep with the blue enemy”
Christine will have to find alternative means to satisfy her desires due to a severe case of Post Election Celibacy. The hope is that she will have money left for batteries when her wealth is redistributed.
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