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Having sex with a girl that you normally wouldn't. This happens as a result of either massive amounts of alcohol or because you haven't been laid in a long, long time.
Mark - "Dude, so what happened last night?"
Casey - "I porked some rhino I met at the bar, I can't believe I did that..."
Mark - "It's alright, we'll call it a 'social experiment'. Everyone gets one."
Casey- "I think I'm going to puke."
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Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied.
"Wow, that was a sweet laua, I am so glade I wore my grass skirt and had an aloha experience."
"Dude, I spilled Noni juice all over my pants, thank god I had my grass skirt because that aloha experience was mind blowing during that laua!!"
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The journey
" What are you looking for on Hing." H replied "the complete human experience"
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To be naked when you're by yourself
Dude have you ever had a david experience??
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Mercedes Experience comes from a specific scene in P-Valley. In Series 2 Episode 4 of the series, Mercedes, is called up to the family home of Coach and his wife Farrah. Mercedes proceeds to entertain the couple with a pole-dancing performance, but Coach gets more than he bargained for when things soon become rather intimate between Mercedes and his wife.
Hey mercedes wanna come and show me a experience . Lets call it a Mercedes experience 🙂
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When a real man finally drops on his new woman his good lovin-body-rockin-knockin boots all night long and claims her to be his.
I asked this girl to came over for some “Netflix and chill” so I had to give her the boyfriend experience.
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When someone is gorgeous, funny, sweet, curious, smart, sexy, loyal, but never had a really good sexual experience to do nasty horny stuff.
Guy: -That girl is an angel but she could use a fuck with someone who knows what he is doing.
Guy 2: -Yeah, I wanna give her a sexual experience of her life.
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