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A comic made by Bil Keane that has an undeniable Christian overtone,and continues to make little to no sense after more than 50 years.
Mother, I didn't understand today's Family Circus!
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when you family guyed someone you post a bunch of pictures of family guy pictures
person 1: hey lets go family guyed some furries|
person 2: frick yes i hate furries
person 1: we sure did family guyed those idots
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Minivan, SUV, wagon etc used for family trips. A humorous and slightly derogatory reference to the horrible looking yet sturdy station wagon from National Lampoons Vacation.
We loaded up the family truckster and headed to Disneyland with grandma the dog and the two kids.
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Someone who likes to have relationships with multiple people of the same family. They will have sexual relations with one member and move on to the next within the same month. They will also do anything to try to stay within the family, even if they are not wanted.
Darlene really slept with 3 out of the 4 Kerr brothers? What a family whore.
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The stupid round cartoon that makes me want to take the newspaper and tear it up and light it on fire and feed the ashes to my dog. Preaches good "Christian" values such as mispronouncing words, leaving dotted lines behind when you walk, and having creepy dead grandpa ghosts. The characters consist of about 18 moronic kids that are pretty much clones of each other. The writer's like three centuries old and he needs to die.
Claire: What do you have against the Family Circus?
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.
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1) German fascists
2) Human example of inbreeding
3) Parasites
4) Waste of space
Alabama's a bit royal family. Now I think about it, so is most of America
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Am emperialistic family that should be banned from politics. Fake Texan oil barons who pander to the Elite interests of companies such as Enron and Halliburton.
Barbara Bush, the current matron, is most recently known for birthing the retard "Dubya", a mental midget who has been a convenient "puppet ruler" for a gang of bloodthirsty hoodlums, among them Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, who straggled in from the Nixon era to start WW3, if not the Apocalypse.
Probably the downfall of Western Civilization, much like the last Roman Emperors, where the blood grew weaker and weaker due to inbreeding ..finally ending the Empire.
"Al Franken is drafting a petition to Congress banning any member of the Bush Family from running for President"
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