feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

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fecesous

Being shit- like.

Having characteristic similar to shit, feces or defecation.

Purposely being sarcastic, indifferent, argumentative, obtuse, or disagreeable.

After drinking too much, wandering home and passing out in my doorway, I awoke feeling quite fecesous.
Or
My ex-boyfriend is a fecesous little twit .

fecese

the stuff that comes from your butt

hey whats that

fecese

where did it come from

my ass

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ur species eat feces

Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.

Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces

* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*

ur speces feces

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur grand pap a trap combined.
Every time this is said, 1/4 of humanity instantly dies

Frank: Ur Mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Patrick: Don’t make me do it

Frank: Ur Granny Tranny and ur grand pap a trap
Patrick: ur speces feces

*Frank vomits feces and dies along with 1/4th of humanity*

Spew Feces

When feces exits your butthole at a very fast pace. Usually refers to diarrhea.

Friend1: I'm going to go spew feces into the shitter.
Friend2: Roger that!

*Shitting noises*

feces posterior

A fancy way of saying shitass

Hey feces posterior wanna see me speed command block