Go figure

A slang phrase used only in the United States of America, short for "go and figure that out". It is typically only used in speech, and is an attempt to ridicule the previous thing they said. In fact, all it does is indicate that the person is both ignorant and stupid.

"In Russia, they actually like to drink vodka. Go figure."

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figure eight

a private island off the coast of north carolina, and the town of wilmington.

occasional vacation place of leonardo de caprio, al gore, outcast, and many many others.

me: gah, those figure eight bitches are so fuckin rich.

person1: hey, dont you have a house on figure eight?

me: yea, sorta. see, my moms sister married a man was adopted by the camerons, who used to own the island. so, its more like we have access to houses.

person1: ......oh, wow.

me: yea

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Six figures

Pertaining to someone making X,000.00 dollars for a salary

Dude, that dude makes six figures

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mother figure

The oldest one of the group of girls at the party / club. Usually the #1 rager and the one with the most experience of partying.

Look at Michelle partying it up with the youngins. She's the mother figure of the group.

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figure 8

The act of putting ones foot into their asshole, while simultaneously sucking their own dick, thus forming a figure 8 with the body

Wow, that dude can pop a great figure 8!

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figure hitter

a females side line man, or second boyfriend that is really good in bed

"My main man is not good in bed, so I'm going to go meet my figure hitter"

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No father figure

Having a lack of a father figure in your life; being a fatherless child

Child: “Yeah, I’m a Fortnite pro”

Normal human: “You mean you have No father figure”

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