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A sport which the point of the game is to get the Stewie Griffin head- shaped ball to the endzone for points by carrying or passing the ball. In the end whoever has the most points wins. NFL (National Football League) is a company that makes football teams all across America and puts games on television. The sport requires lots of padding as there is lots of tackling involved. To play you'll need this gear: Cup, Briefs(Jockstrap or compression shorts), Girdle, Football pants with thigh and knee pads, Cleats, shoulder pads, a jersey, and a helmet, mouthguard and chinstrap. Usually played by men.
Jillian: Hey I heard that hot guy Dylan is playing football for the school this year!
Lindsay: Yeah! He's trying out for quarterback!
Jillian: I'm so excited to cheer for him!
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another name for testicles, meant to be kicked by women when needed
i kicked that guy in the footballs because he was harrassing me
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A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.
Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.
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A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.
Specifically, Modern Football refers to:
- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times
- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally
What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.
With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.
There are however, those who resist...
In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.
In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:
FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg
Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
Against Modern Football!
ACAB!
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A style of football often played by bottom half premier league teams with an English manager consisting of route one football with target men and set pieces.
Burnley survived relegation thanks to their brexit football.
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An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.
Drat! I forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis into the light socket! Duh football!!
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Favata Football is the process and action of playing football with the legendary Anthony Favata. He is the quarterback of the team and is very passionate. In the huddle he calls the plays with immense passion and when he throws a bad pass he gets very angry at himself. He will always have his teammates' back even if they are arguing. On one specific play, one of favata's teammates was pushed down illegally. The man the myth the legend, Anthony Favata himself ran up to the ref and yelled at him. Favata football has consisted of almost multiple ejections of Anthony Favata because he stands up for his teammates and tells the ref how hes feeling. He shows his leadership by defending his teammates. Quarterback Anthony Favata takes his game very seriously and is also a master at the rock paper scissors which takes the place of a coin toss. The man the myth the legend always wins at this. Many times he just shows up doesnt even look, and says "we'll take ball" before the opponent has even finished their hand formation and somehow every time Favata wins.
*Favata Football Game*
Anthony Favata: Alright listen up, were running play 4.
*snaps the ball*
*overthrows a little bit*
Anthony Favata: SHIT!! FUCK!!!
Teammate 1: Oh Shoot! Yo Favata let me QB this play!
Anthony Favata: Nah I got this. Alright we'll run 1 now.
Teammate 2: Alright Favata!
*runs down field, before ball is even thrown he is thrown on the ground, no flag from refs*
*Favata runs up*
Anthony Favata: EY!! REF!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! YOURE NOT GONNA CALL ANYTHING! HE THREW DOWN MY FRIEND, THATS NOT INTERFERENCE!!!?? FUCK THAT! THATS BS!!
Teammate 1: Yo Favata, thanks for havin my back
Ref 1: I didnt see anything
Anthony Favata: THIS IS FLAG FOOTBALL!! ARE YOU KIDDING!! AND IF IT WAS TACKLE THAT STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN INTERFERENCE!!!
Ref 1: Sir! You need to calm down!
Anthony Favata: YO!! WHAT THE FUCK!! HE GOT THROWN DOWN!!
Teammate 2: EY! Ref he threw me down thats definitely a flag
Ref 2: Play on!
Anthony Favata: WOW!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!!
*the team looks at the refs in disgust*
*In the Huddle*
Anthony Favata: Alright were gonna run 3 now
*throws the ball*
*Teammate 1 catches it and scores*
Teammate 2: Oh Shoot! Teammate 1 scored!!
Anthony Favata: YEA!!!!