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What, why am I crying?
Your friend: "Menma, we found you!"
You: Very funny, now let me water my plants with my tears.
a phrase used to keep the conversation going after a really boring story.
person 1: i was very tired and went to sleep so i grabbed me a soda in the fridge, then thought "ill just go to sleep"
...and then i found 50 dollars
person 2: nice! what did u do with it?
person 1: i spent it.
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When you mess up the link to a website and it shows 404 Error page not found
I got 404 error page not found when I messed up the PornHub link
Just as the founding fathers intended
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
when someone tells there friend jimmy they have found money.
i found money jimmy
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"i miss you so much
keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."
old messages found in the future
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When you see a girl that has no boobs or is flat. 404 Error is an error on computers when a URL is not found or is non existent.
Dan: wow look at that Chick!
Bob: nice features, ass is good, but no tities.
Dan: ya, when i see her chest, im like 404 Error: Boobs Not Found.
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