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1: Where's the Fridge! Why is the bugle ringing so early?!
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When you get to have anal intercourse with your wife because she forgot to get groceries that day.
His wife hadn't been to the store all week and the fridge was totally empty, so Matt got to empty fridge her last night.
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answer to any question that one
A:doesn't know the answer to
B:doesn't want to answer for the purpose of keeping the asker in the dark about information
C:wants to give a fake answer to for comedic purposes
(example for A)
teacher- "What's the exact population of Uzbekistan?"
student- "on top of the fridge
(example for b)
kid- "hey yo ma what am i gettin fo christmas?"
ma-"on top of the fridge"
(example for c)
Guy 1- "Hey dude when's the band meetin up to play the gig at the coffee shop?"
Guy2- "On top of the fridge."
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Term originated by bike mechanics, for the force of nature that causes small objects dropped in the vicinity of a refridgerator to be drawn underneath it, out of reach of human hands. Valuable items and irreplaceable mechanical parts are particularly prone to fridge suck.
Person #1: Can you hold on this vitally important bush while I grease up the flange? Don't drop it, it'll get caught in the fridge suck.
Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?
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To expel a particularly textured and aromatically rich brand of flatulence, the smell of which brings to mind the distinct odor of food gone bad emanating from a freshly opened fridge.
Clear out everybody, Betsy just opened the fridge!
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Chill as a fridge.- 1.The chillest you can be. 2. It is the definition of chill. Why is a fridge chill? because they chill things. Therfore the chillest you can be is a fridge.
Hey man you know that Eric guy? Yeah man of coarse hes chill as a fridge.
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A second refridgerator, usually kept in the basement or garage of a house
There's another six pack in the beer fridge downstairs.
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