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Kenny Garrett

An incredibly skilled jazz saxophonist, Kenny Garrett has performed with many famous jazz musicians including Miles Davis and Art Blakey. Not to be confused with soprano saxophonist Kenny G (Gorelick), who predominately plays non-jazz related repertoire such as shopping mall and elevator music, Kenny Garrett is a highly skilled improviser and jazz composer.

Kenny Garrett gave a great performance at the Toronto Downtown Jazz Festival.

by jim17g April 27, 2006

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Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but itโ€™s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.

Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.

by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Frank Garrett

Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.

Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?

by Geist86 December 16, 2010

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Garrett Harlow

Also known as a GRT. Some are spotted, some are stripped. 4 different types of GRT mating calls. I, Myself. If you look up the word dumbass, you will find a picture of Obama. Da End.

Garrett Harlow is a handsome man. the girls dig him.

Garrett Harlow is a sexy beast.

G is for Garrett Harlow.

Holy Shit, its Garrett Harlow

by BobChrist October 17, 2012


Garrett

Hes a big dick sometimes but he has a small dick hes not hot or nice hes the worst person ever

Garretts such a dick no one likes him

by Kjiblets February 27, 2017

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charley garrett

Very strong man who donโ€™t take shit from no one. Charley has a massive penis and will stop at nothing for world domination he also has has a very beautiful girlfriend

โ€œAyyyyyy boyyyyy what you doinโ€

โ€œNothing much just squishing mice with my bare handโ€
โ€œOh yeah thatโ€™s pretty cold you remind of Charley Garrettโ€

by Father of fun February 17, 2022


Nudes of Garrett

Only the most hard core non-existent indie band this side of the Platte river!

Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.

-Chuck- Hey have your heard this catchy song "Your man is chiseled and so is your sheep"?

-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!

by TheLord007 April 7, 2022