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The act of receiving a finger up an anus.
Lauren will you give me a blakey.
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The act of a finger penetrating the anus.
Anal Masturbation.
"Lauren! Will you please give me a Blakey!"
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Blakey - traditionally a term describing a metal stud inserted into the sole or heel of a shoe to prohibit wear. Latterly adopted by aficionados of the cult 1970's BBC TV series `On The Buses' to describe the overly officious nature of a buses inspector.
Hence to be like `Blakey' is generally considered demeaning and to exhibit a penchant for officialdom and vegetable juices.
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One who likes to have hott, sweaty, DIRTY ANIMAL SEX; (preferably with WEASEL'S) while drinking ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO'S. After having ANIMAL SEX, he likes to "PUSH" them to their sure death at the gas station as a STAR. And then he becomes their EUGUGALIZER.
That Harris kid is such a Blakey.
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A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone
A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.
If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed
"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"
Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!
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What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.
Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”
Originates from the song:
Poppy Bird by Bromheads Jacket
(or whatever)
And is now what we call Blakey dear ;)
Mwahahahaha
See also: REX
"Oi Poppy blakey, hows your ginger self doing?"