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geezer-circuit

The second-rate locations/venues that irrelevant has-been musicians/performers are stuck to performing on because those are the only places that'll bother booking them as their careers are winding down.

Las Vegas is definitely the geezer-circuit capitol of the world!

by ffokcuf March 30, 2025


champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022


Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)

Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 06, 2023


Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football

"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"

by Jongers January 30, 2019


Land breeze geezer

An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango

The land breeze geezer beat thor

by Skipdipboopdoop July 21, 2018


Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze

The land breeze geezer took huajeet

by Skipdipboopdoop July 21, 2018


Geezer

Used mostly in England. Reffers to an old guy that is excentric, drinks a lot, scares children, is a pervert, or watches football and swears when his favourite team loses. Not to be confused with old fart, whom meaning is another (an insult).

That geezer I saw yesterday freaked me out...

by BangUrMissus August 13, 2015