Jockey Gerbil

Massive amount of male pubic hair.

"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"

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gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.

Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)

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dirty gerbil

Fisting of thy anal cavity

Baby, give me the dirty gerbil!

gerbil fight

the process of throwing excessive amounts of gerbils at one another hoping to achieve victory

guy #1:hey everyone!!!

everyone:what?

guy #1:gerbil fight!!!

everyone:yay!!

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Gerbil Mix

A mixture of seeds and stems ground together to be smoked after all the real weed is gone.

"There's no more bud, but we've still got some gerbil mix."

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gerbil rocket

The act of Gerbiling,and,then,trying to get the gerbil back out with a naked flame,to find that your ''natural gases'' are flammable.

''Oh shit,that Hamster Just Got Gerbil Rocketed''

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Poppin' a Gerbil

Squeezing a Gerbil to the point where it eventually dies; Normally accomplished with one's hands.

Jesus, did you see Mary? she got caught Poppin' a Gerbil!

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