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an asshole,or any other insult you'd like. Has nothing to do with gerbil.
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The opposite of a cougar. A young girl seeking an older man.
I swung by to pick up my kid at middle school today, when this smokin' gerbil gave me her number!
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The opposite of a cougar. So a younger girl who is into older guys.
"Wow, that guy is HOT!!" - 18 year old girl.
"What?! That guy is like 50!!" - 18 year old girl's friend.
"I know I love older guys. I'm a total gerbil" - 18 year old girl.
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A small furry animal belonging to the order Rodentia which have no agend whatsoever. one minute its sleepin. the next its humpin a water bottle.
My gerbil is crazy. It's humps everything!
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Gerbilizing is the act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:
- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe
One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.
It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
-Man, I heard a couple of gerbils disappeared from the science lab last week.
--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..
-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.
--Dude..
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An underage girl who flirts or actively hunts for older partners for either meaningless sexual relationships or meaningful relationships. The opposite of Cougar.
Don't even look at her, she is a Gerbil and dating her would be illegal.
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1. n. A small rodent that has been domesticated and is now widely found in the classrooms of elementary school-aged children.
2. n. A young girl who likes older men. These girls will woo the men with their large eyes and pouty faces. Opposite of a cougar. The man dating this girl could be known as a dingo.
1. Jenna's 2nd grade class just got a gerbil name Mr. Snuggles.
2. DAYUM. That gurl be a gerbil all the way holmes!
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