Gloves with touch capabilities used to answer an iPhone without their removal, unlike normal gloves.
My iPhone gloves allowed me to not miss an important interview callback today.
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When a female/male partner is giving a hand job to their male partner and the cum produced from the act covers the hand of the person giving the hand job resembling a glove.
Kyle: Hey man! I gave my bitch a warm glove last night in the back of my mom's car!
Chris: *high fives* Yeah man! You must have drenched that bitches hand in cum!!
A condom
Sally wouldnt fuck Mitch unless he wore a dick glove, she wasnt taking the risk of getting pregnant again..
Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!
when you are getting head and before you nut you pull out and do it in your hand. then you slap the head giver in the face.
that bitch couldn't suck a dick so when i finally came i gave her a wax glove.
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The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove
While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.
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The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.
" Death Cab sings about a glove compartment"
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