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A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.
Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"
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That gnappy headed Gnig Gnome stole my GNissan!
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Noun. After you've taken your garbage out to the street, these shadowy figures come out in the night to take part of it that they perceive as a 'great find' with the intention of fixing it and putting it into their home. Some especially brave gnomes will come during the day to take your garbage, but this is a rare breed.
Examples of things that could be considered treasure by garbage gnomes: Broken/old computer desks, broken/old computer monitors, used/old stained mattresses(because surely those stains could be removed), broken/old furniture, broken/old televisions.
*Kelly takes garbage out to the street*
*Garbage Gnome drives by and sees said garbage*
Garbage Gnome: I can't believe someone threw that away!
*Garbage Gnome loads up something from the garbage in their car/truck/suv*
*Kelly wakes up in the morning, walks outside and notices the recliner she threw out missing*
Kelly: Well, I hope they manage to fix the broken arm on that recliner that grand dad used to piss in while watching tv.
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A garden gnome with a black skin tone instead of the usual white. Generally,they are a rare species of garden gnome.
Person 1: Dude, I just saw a nigger gnome when I was driving home.
Person 2: Holy shit, I thought they were just a myth.
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Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)
N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.
Student 1- "Where's Billy?"
Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."
Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."
A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.
Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”
Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.
Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”
Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?