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snot-O-gram: a bitchy, critical memo with attitude.
Mr. B. sent out a snot-o-gram reminding all company smokers to get into the off-site smoking shed before lighting up, or else.
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When someone gets a call from their parents, and their friends start making sex noises in the backround.
Mark- Hi Grandpa!
Stacy- Fuck me mark!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhh uhhuhuhuh!!! I'm Cumming!
Mark's Grandpa- What is that!?
Mark- My friend just gave you a sex-o-gram.
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fake-o-gram:
1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author
2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't
3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'
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My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.
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My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.
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My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.
One of those awesome grannies that gives you a shitload of cash everytime she visits. They were major ravers back in their day and they tell you all about it. They also let you get away with fucking everything!!
" My granny is a Slam-O-Gram she just gave me a fifty"
"Check the Slam-O-Gran playing the mean base"
"That's one wicked Slam-O-Gram, i hear she gives wicked pressies bitch!"
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Seven grams of rocks that you bang, when you do so you are winning.
Charlie Sheen - "I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning"
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1. A measurement of weight surpassing all other measurements in both metric and standard scale. A Belinda-gram is derived from an enormous black woman, Belinda. There is no defined weight of a Belinda-gram, as it will always increase.
Shit, dude, Megan must weight a fuckin Belinda-gram.!
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One gram of the antibiotic azithromycin that is prescribed to treat chlamydia.
I contracted chlamydia from Carol Kurtis, but Dr. Keith prescribed me a 1 gram slam, so now I feel much better.