snot-O-gram: a bitchy, critical memo with attitude.
Mr. B. sent out a snot-o-gram reminding all company smokers to get into the off-site smoking shed before lighting up, or else.
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When someone gets a call from their parents, and their friends start making sex noises in the backround.
Mark- Hi Grandpa!
Stacy- Fuck me mark!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhh uhhuhuhuh!!! I'm Cumming!
Mark's Grandpa- What is that!?
Mark- My friend just gave you a sex-o-gram.
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fake-o-gram:
1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author
2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't
3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'
Ex.1
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.
Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.
Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.
One of those awesome grannies that gives you a shitload of cash everytime she visits. They were major ravers back in their day and they tell you all about it. They also let you get away with fucking everything!!
" My granny is a Slam-O-Gram she just gave me a fifty"
"Check the Slam-O-Gran playing the mean base"
"That's one wicked Slam-O-Gram, i hear she gives wicked pressies bitch!"
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Seven grams of rocks that you bang, when you do so you are winning.
Charlie Sheen - "I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning"
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1. A measurement of weight surpassing all other measurements in both metric and standard scale. A Belinda-gram is derived from an enormous black woman, Belinda. There is no defined weight of a Belinda-gram, as it will always increase.
Shit, dude, Megan must weight a fuckin Belinda-gram.!
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An email typically sent by colleagues to one another that should really have had the benefit of 10 minutes calming down time before the send button has been clicked; the sort of email you would usually write to your internet provider complaining about their service, rather than your colleagues. This email is typically sent by someone who needs to vent and very often are sent before the sender reads the remaining thread in which their "concerns" are addressed.
"Just sent a rant-o-gram to those monkeys in HR. Not being paid for 3 months is really starting to affect my level of nutrition"
"We've all just been paid yesterday. Didn't you check your emails this morning?"
"That recall message function never works, does it?"