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A Gross Doughnut is best defined as the act of tag teaming a chick that is not only a close friend of yours but also a close friend of your closest male friend. While tag teaming the bitch ensure to creampie her by blowing an insanely huge load inside her. Use Ropex if you need help. Once this is accomplished one must "high five" the male counterpart and allow him to them creampie the fuck out of her and fill her with cum; ergo...The Gross Doughnut. :) Grats guys, you're official Eskimo Gross Doughnut Brothers.
Jenny: "What's with Sara? She's been in the bathroom all morning...."
Ashley: "Not sure, she said something about having a gross doughnut after meeting up with Craig and Gagandeep last night."
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When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.
"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."
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Middling-class Grosse Pointers whose social status has declined CONSIDERABLY the past two decades or so on account of regional economic decline, a burgeoning newly affluent group of parvenus, and their own personal financial misfortunes. While never as wealthy nor distinguished as some of their blue-blood, mansion-owning neighbors, this group once enjoyed a reasonable level of material comfort and local prominence back in the pre-cable TV, pre-PC, pre-internet, pre-cell phone age (nee' Cold War era) and tended to predominate in those avenues of community life usually considered "common": little league baseball, brownies and cub scouts, city and municipal gov't, ice cream socials, PTA, et al. Alas, since the Reagan presidency, this sub-culture, like the plight of most middle class Americans everywhere, has slowly dissolved away to the newer and more affluent types with their store-bought designer clothes, McMansions, strange accents, and even more questionable occupations in some cases. This has forced some GPers, as a means of survival, to choose either "trading up" - at the risk of being referred to derisively as "bourgoise", "new money", or "traitors to their former class" or a decidedly LESS inviting move "down market" at the further risk of being declared "declasse'." Those who try to stay as they are (somehow defying social gravity by hanging on by their fingernails), do so at the risk of acquiring the ambiguous and rather demeaning moniker "towney." People residing in this new-found purgatory give themselves away unintentionally but unmistakably: deferred maintenance and repairs on homes, older and/or used cars, worn and out-dated furniture, fewer social events, little or no holiday celebrations, et al. "Towney" in this context means precisely what it implies: residents of a notable town or prominent enclave who themselves possess neither the stature, influential ties, nor net worth of its more pedigreed citizenry and often find themselves "jobbed out" by such gentry, or scrounging for other meager income opportunities in order to make ends meet. This phenomenon, while specific to the above mentioned locale, is more than likely occurring in any number of formerly respectable pre-World War I communities across the United States.
The film adaptation of the novel "House Of Sand And Fog", while depicting an old Iranian family in social and economic decline (and their rather desperate attempts to camoflage said occurrence) could easily be transposed to reflect what a great many current (and former) Grosse Pointers are going through in light of changing times. Never with a bonafide pedigree and a sudden lower status, they become, in effect, Grosse Pointe Towneys. Oh, how the mighty have fallen !
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Alaska's own bear doctor: Killed a bear, caught lots of fish, not swayed by party politics, independent, health care professional, and running for senate
Person: Oh no, a bear is attacking me!
Dr. Al Gross: Don't worry my child, I am here to save you. *seduces bear and then kills it*
Person: Wow! Thank you, Dr. Al Gross I am going to vote for you because you know how the health care systems works!
a beau grosse is french slang for a guy who is extremely hot and popular. it us commonly said by girls to boys and can be appreviated to BG
AAAAAAH mon dieu il est un beau grosse ;) je t'aime bien
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An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.
"We got ourselves a gross N close!"
1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.
2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
"Wanna lift home?"
"No thanks, you have Gross Motor Skills"
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