twink
hypocrite
overly sensitive
ignores the fact he’s an asshole
totally not self aware
bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing
A glizzy gobbler hammy is when you eat the the ear cheese from behind your ears to see in the dark
Wow! My glizzy gobbler hammy made me see all the bugs in my room night.
A sleeping bag (or sock) for hamsters.
"Awww he loves his hammie-bag."
Masturbation, often within a rushed time frame.
Manthey spanked a Quick Hammy before class began
An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
When you do your best and try your hardest despite the outcome
We lost, but I totally went hammy mode in that last round!