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sammie hammie

twink
hypocrite

overly sensitive

ignores the fact he’s an asshole

totally not self aware

bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing

by madelynforwhat December 31, 2022


Glizzy gobbler hammy

A glizzy gobbler hammy is when you eat the the ear cheese from behind your ears to see in the dark

Wow! My glizzy gobbler hammy made me see all the bugs in my room night.

by M@thaB*|+( November 23, 2020


Hammie-bag

A sleeping bag (or sock) for hamsters.

"Awww he loves his hammie-bag."

by Spidey_Sences15 March 16, 2022


Quick Hammy

Masturbation, often within a rushed time frame.

Manthey spanked a Quick Hammy before class began

by Randy Cochran January 30, 2019


smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 9, 2014


smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 9, 2014


Hammy Mode

When you do your best and try your hardest despite the outcome

We lost, but I totally went hammy mode in that last round!

by Bigfrogthoughts December 24, 2021