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"Dude, I was totally holding the hamster all night, hoping to bang this chick, but nothing happened."
Someone who generates ideas (about anything) as tirelessly as a hamster generates squeaks from the hamster wheel. NB, speaks to quantity moreso than quality.
"Paul is a crazy idea hamster; he gave me at least 4 plot bunnies."
A kid, normally a teenager, who spazzes out over any little obsession they have including, but not limited to, anime characters, guys, musicians, or smurfs. Some traits are as follows: high pitched voices, hyperactivity and adorableness.
Morgan sat leafing through the manga in absolute silence. Without warning, she began bouncing up and down in her seat, jabbing her finger down at a depiction of her favorite anime character as she squeaked, "oh my gosh! He is so cute! I want to marry him! I can't believe he's not real!!"
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.
Feeling anxious, paranoid, scared, or worried.
Origin: when you hold a hamster and he gets anxious, and you can feel his little heart beating out of his chest.
"Hey do you see the cop that's following us?"
"Yeah man, he's giving me the hamster heart."
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"My girlfriend says she's late this month... I've got the hamster heart."
A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.
Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?
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A group of intilectuals selected by tiktok to destroy all lana fans
Join the hamster cult today you won't regret it.
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A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
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