An Asian that likes to suck dick
Handy Chandy come suck me big dick
A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi
An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.
Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him
Being jerked off while riding a motorcycle, by your passenger. (from behind, not from sidecar)
The ride from Yuma was rough and dusty, which made the Handy Davidson from Sue rough and muddy.
The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute
That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy
When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.
..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."
The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado
Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak
When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.
Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."
Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."