have a grunt

Making fuck, having sex.

"Hey, how's about we go back to my place later and have a grunt."

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let's have it

UK. Said if you're offering someone a fight. Something a cockney gangster might say

What? You wanna have it? Let's have it then you caant

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Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.

Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.

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have a fit

to get mad or upset. basically an expression which is way stonger than getting angry.

Mum will literally have a fit when she sees that broken vase.

have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels

Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.

Having a waz

The act of urinating; taking a piss.

Don't open the door, I'm having a waz.

Have a Sprite

1. Chill. Like the DD in your group of friends when you go out. They're all getting wasted, you're just having a Sprite.

2. Fucking around. Like when you end up late because you were being lazy and just not getting around fast enough. You were just having a Sprite.

1. Meg needs to just shut up and have a Sprite.

2. Katey would be here now, but Tom had to go have a Sprite.