Ghetto Hoops

-noun

1. (singular form) A makeshift "hoop", formed by a woman's cleavage

2. (plural form) A womanizing game in which the objective is to toss small objects {i.e. - bits of paper, erasers, etc.} at a woman's chest and land it in her cleavage and/or down her shirt

3. (plural form) A slang term used to refer to a particularly large bust on a woman

EXAMPLES:

1. "Daaamn girl, that push-up bra gives you one helluva ghetto hoop!"

2. "Gabby, check out how low cut Marisa's top is! Let's play us a game of ghetto hoops."

3. "Marisa's got some nice ghetto hoops."

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Ho-hoops

Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.

Whoa, her ho-hoops are the size of hula hoops! Does she take them off for fighting?

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Hoop ride

Another name for a car that is beat up and old. Same as hootie, bucket or beater.

I just put $10 worth of gas in the hoop ride, so I'm going to come by and scoop you around 6.

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hoop poop

When someone who is about to make a slam dunk, but has to go to the bathroom. while the slam dunk is being preformed the person "poops" their pants while in mid air.

Leroy went for a slam dunk and hoop pooped in his pants

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Hoop Sweat

The moister Persperated around ones Anus.

God Damm i have dab case of hoop sweat and the smell is mixing with my shit.

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hoop frit

wow, that's amazing. usually said as a reply because of its uniqueness. the word originated from a crazy day at sana's house. hoop doop.

Hoop Frit

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hooli hoop

a trick ass mark, a mark ass trick, a skeezer, a scally wag, a scally wop.... all of the above... popularized by the chappelle's show skit called, "the player hater's ball".

that hooli hoop ran off without finishing last night!

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