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human

Snack.

I'd kill for a human right about now; My hunger is driving me crazy.

by The forever hungry slime May 27, 2019

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Humaning

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.

Emily: β€œI don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: β€œGod damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”

by thatcuntbitch January 19, 2018

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


humanizer

The fabled one who finally brought balance to the world of electronic music. Also know as "that guy" or "hey you!"

I had cornflakes for breakfast, now i shall bath in some humanizer.

by mechanora January 20, 2004

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Humaning

1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.

2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.

1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.

2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."

by Insufferable Prick January 23, 2012

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Humans

Most intelligent species on Earth, capable of building machines and going into freaking space.

Dude 1: Humans are crap their destroying the world
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?

Humanity is superior

by Lukaki October 15, 2011

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Humanity

The one thing thats destroying humanity is humanity itself

All the wars, drug abuses, rapes and murders are done by humans, thus humanity could end for all we know

by weirdyrandommetal1977 August 21, 2014

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


human

a being that experiences feelings of agony, love, joy, pain, sadness, etc., has individual thoughts and reflexes, can make coherent (or non-coherent) decisions, has intrests such as litrature, philosophy, psychology, the arts, mathematics, engineering, buinding, creating, growing and prospering. Check Humanism.

You are human, so am I, and so is everybody you know!

by Alina B September 9, 2006

13πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž