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Hyper Fuck!

To drink monster energy while typing on a keyboard while mindfucking and fucking (:

DEANNA is a hyper fuck.
Jessica! Kockmaster! is the definition of Hyper Fuck!
Deanna's Cat -Smokey!
Amber loves to hyperfuck(:

by amberjessicadeannaandsmokey March 19, 2011

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Hyper Speed

The god of the internet. His mad Pokemon skills far surpass yours. Hyper Speed does not give a FUCK what you think, and he is going to kill you.

Hyper Speed is fucking better than you fuck fuck shit

by Dan Stan March 12, 2005

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hyper proximation

a fancy way of saying orgasm

Lina screamed in ecstacy as she reached hyper proximation.

by derek December 10, 2002

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Hyper-Bole

Hyper-Bole: The pronounciation used when you don't realise that the correct pronounciation is Hy-PUR-Be-Lee .

Oh my god I don't believe you don't know what Hyper-bole is. Wovlerine knows what Hyper-Bole is!

by LAN75 February 6, 2013

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hyper blumpkin

A blumpkin that involves diarrhea. Could lead to a chili dog.

After Taco Bell, I love a good hyper blumpkin.

by Caexar January 7, 2007

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Hyper dumbfuck

A dumbfuckness at cosmic scale

note: cosmic scale is greater than astronomic scale by scalar multiples of 10^3

Hyper dumbfucks do not belong to the set of dumb nor to dumbfucks. In the set of dumb, you can linearly add the dumb people together and their stupidity will add up proportionally and linearly as well.

That is:

1 dumb person's stupidity + 2 dumb person's stupidity = 3 dumb person's stupidity

however, in Hyper dumbfuck's set, the addition is not linear therefore, they require their own set:

1 hyper dumbfuckism + 2 hyper dumbfuckism = Cosmic scale catastrophe

e.g. If leaders of the world, all belong to set of Hyper dumbfucks, the consequences of their actions will cause catastrophe and total annihilation of everything living on the surface of the planet earth and potential future organisms within this portion of the Milkyway Galaxy.

note: a super nova explosion belongs to the class of cosmic catastrophe

Sarah Palin is a hyper dumbfuck

Rush Limbaugh is a hyper dumbfuck

Tea Bagger party is a party of hyper dumbfuck

Bush is an example of hyper dumbfuck

Mahmood Ahmadinejad (Islamic Republic of Iran)'s president is an example of hyper dumbfuck.

by Meatheadpsychologist April 10, 2011

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Hyper Religious

This term is used to describe a person (usually of the Roman Catholic faith) who is obsessed with their religion. They are often highly annoying and will usually force their exact beliefs onto you. They turn more people away from Catholicism than they attract to it.

Their kids are often homeschooled and sheltered, usually given no internet access (or highly restricted internet access)

Their kids are only allowed to use electronic devices for short periods of time (if they even have devices)

They often get their devices taken for extended periods of time for doing completely trivial things.

They have as many kids as they can physically produce. (Usually somewhere in the double digits.)

Hyper religion is often passed down through generations. After hyper religious kids move out, they truly begin to realize just how sheltered they were, and how much they missed out on in life. Because of this, they try to take the fun away from everyone else.

Damn, do you see that hyper religious lady yelling frantically in the church parking lot? Our church is only going to lose members because of her.

by Entitled_Karenn April 2, 2020

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