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When someone intentionally or unintentionally prevents a woman from hooking up with or having sex with another person. The female equivalent of being "cock blocked".
I saw this really cute girl and my friend introduced me as her girlfriend when she meant her girl friend. She was a beaver dam.
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bonneville dam ( AKA dry-back-crossing for mexicans going into Washington )
mexican's walk over Oregon dam at nite No get wet! We are no wet backs we don't got show green cards in yak-a-mah Washington.
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Thin strip of rubber placed on the vaginia during oral sex to protect against STDs.
I got so drunk last night that I didn't even know where I was, thank god i saw a used dental Dam on the floor though so i know i don't have mouth Herpies.
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when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.
I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.
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while a woman is performing fellatio on a male and before the male feels that he is going to bust he grabs a large blund object (which he hid nearby prior to the act)and knocks out the woman. he then proceeds and finishes in her mouth however because the woman is knocked out the substance stays in her mouth and dries up creating a blockage.
woman: (awakengin to bruise on her head) "wow what happened last night?"
maid: "senor nicholas gave you a hoover damn, also we need more lemon pledge"
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God dam (noun): usually someone, sometimes something, which blocks the creational flow of God.
a blasphemer that calls themselves God.
a schizophrenic who thinks they have God like powers. thinks they have created something with God like powers.
someone who critisizes Gods plan, constantly analyzes God, or even forces their own interpretation of God on another human being, animal, or plant.
: an idea that causes you to doubt in, or attempt to block, the almighty, fluid, and ever-present, passing, creating, and manifesting powers of God.
man #1: "how am i apart of Gods plan?"(God dam)
man #2 "shut up.."
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girl #1: "i can make it rain"
girl #2: " i wonder if i can make it rain too?!"(situation is a 'God dam')
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Destiny/fate(is an idea which, by nature, is a God dam)
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a 'stupid-idiot' term used by people who are excited to go home from college and hang out with their family and are upset there isn't an actual term for this sentiment.
Sarah: "I am so excited to go home and have a fam-dam!"
Esther: "What the hell is a fam-dam... what in the world does that even mean?"
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