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A high maintenance chick who is popular and slightly more attractive than average who requires an unreasonable amount of money, and time, but in the end; she will do all of the same stuff, bitch about the same things, and put you through the same crap any normal chick would. The worst part is that after she gets only about a year older, you'll dump her to the curb and go out in search for a younger more popular chick with the same qualities as the original chick with a few more public blowjobs than the first.
Guy A: Dude how ur date with (random name) went?
Guy B: I don't wanna be with her. She's such an iPod.
Guy A: How?
Guy B: After buying her flowers and paying her way thru a movie, dinner, and the fair, she wanted me to take her clothes shopping the next day out of MY pocket. Then she got pissed off with me and called me a poor loser with no money after telling me I wasn't gonna get any from her when i said no.
Guy A: Damn what a bitch. That sucks.
Everyone hates it...but we all still own one =\
I don't even know why I have an iPod...
using an ipod, especially when there are more than one person in a group using their own ipods at the same time.
We were all sitting around, texting people and ipodding.
Pretty expensive mp3 player that some people like to hate.
Person 1: Hey it's like, my iPod it so g*ddamn broke down it's like, FUCK THE SYSTEM, pretty cool huh?
Me: Mine still works great..
Person 1: ...
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A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.
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Something everybody these days seems to hate.
I bought a used second generation iPod (no, not a touch I'm talkin' the old 20gig model from 2002) and the old beast has delivered nothing but solid performance. I get far better battery life than with my old creative Zen. And at only 35$ on Kijiji you can't go wrong. And while I don't have anywhere near 20gigs of music, that extra space is great if I want to use my iPod as an external drive. And even my past models have been great performers. Those of you who seem to suffer iPod problems and scratches are probably rough and rowdy jocks and are better suited handling a simple flash based player, although a lot of my friends report ROM crashes with their flash players...
Friend 1: I had to take back my creative player, it got that white screen of death again...
Me: Nods while listening to old monochromatic iPod.
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Also iPoo. A less advanced and more expensive version of the Creative Labs Nomad Zen Xtra that features a non-removeable battery and less disk space.
Whoa, my iPod battery is dead, man.
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