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An act of love.
Carried out by the gentleman as he reaches the vinegar strokes. Said gentleman should be in position behind his lady, who herself should be positioned 'doggy' stylie.
The gentlman uses both hands to jab either side of the rib cage, thus inducing a satisfying tightening of the clunge.
It is best to avoid breaking the ribs as this could put the lady out of action for a short time.
Justin gave me a proper love jab me last night. He always hits the right spot.
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To pickup a chick hella easily and sport fuck her.
Yeah bro, I didn't know that was your Mom she was hella down for the nab n' jab.
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Fox new's definition of a pound, revealed to explain to white voters what Barack Obama *really* meant when he pounded fists with his wife before a speech.
"A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently. We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."
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Any and all vaccines related to covid-19
I've had Covid.
Have you gotten the Jigaboo Jab Juice yet?
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The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.
After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.
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When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.
Facebook status:
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
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Like an ordinary fist jab, but with 50% more terrorism. Can only be performed by black presidential candidates who are also secret muslims.
Fox news: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?,
Next up on Fox News: BREAKING: Obama, Threat or Menace?"
digg.com: *Spits out falafel in surprise*
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