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A form of peanut butter that was turned into jif after years of realization that no one will ever call it jiffy again
I have a whole jar of jiffy in my cabinet
A gay Syrian sandal slapper that wants Russians to anally penetrate him
Jiffy the Syrian sandal slapper was taken by a Putin look alike from behind
An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners
Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.
"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."
The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.
Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.
Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.
The sexual act of performing analingus on your partner like a Dog with a Kong full of Peanut Butter.
The time has arrived! My wife has been fasting for a week so tonight “I’m Gettin’ JIFFY with it.”
Gettin’ JIFFY with it