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John

A fag

That john is a fag

by Stevehsusisu March 8, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

An extremely talented and handsome guy, he loves playing the bass guitar and listens to jazz music. He is really shy but only because he is very special and unique inside and afraid to show it. You are a very lucky person if you get to see that side of him :) He has long dark blonde/ light brownish hair with a few waves in it and light brown eyes. He has a nickname named Thor for his hair, and could mean his strength to because he has great muscles and is very strong. He is funny and likes to make odd faces and say derp and merp through text messages. He loves his video games but will never put them first when he falls in love. He likes steak, and bacon , basically all meat...I love John with all my heart and he is the best boyfriend ever <3

"Woohh hes eating so much bacon!" .. "HE MUST BE A JOHN!

"DUDE DO YOU SEE THAT LONG HAIRED GUY PLAYING BASS!!? HES SOO TALENTED"

"Yeahh hes a John"

"derp" .."stop acting like a john"

loooool i had too XD

by ilegitwonderwhoiam February 3, 2013

16๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

A hungry boy with a big temper and even bigger shoe size, because of his swollen ankles due to his kidney disease. John is always willing to help out a friend, especially if that friend has recently come upon a windfall of inheritance when his or her grandparent has passed away suddenly. John has strong kicks and punching skills, and has a basic comprehension of Microsoft Office Suite 2010. Don't cross John when he's watching Family Feud, or you'll find out first hand the passionate rage that bubbles and boils inside of his belly. Also, great kisser when you're sleeping.

John, can you pick up more aluminum foil at the store? Thank you so much.

by GoodBoyToastBoy January 19, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

John:
Is an EXTREMELY hot guy with beautiful black hair and green eyes. Has an awesome body.

Smart, and financially savvy.

Confident, but down-to-earth. Has a sweet sense of humor:)

Can make a girl feel special:)

Knows the best places to hang out. Fun to be around.

Someone I now wish was part of my life. Wish I never said no.

Girl:
Who is that fine guy walking by?

Friend:
I don't know, but must be a JOHN!

by ME12345ME12345 December 9, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


johns

to jones or crave/want something

buddy, i johns that girl over there

by Lightning Magg May 5, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

Brittney's future boyfriend =

Brittney: John will you be mine?
John: of course!

by His future August 23, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


John A

Looves batman. John is the kind of person that will make every moment seem awkward. He is funny and very sweet. He is also super sexxxy even though he won't admit it. John makes you feel pretty when you feel like shit. He walks around in Batman tighty whities and sings freaking amazingly!;) he's also going to be one of your best friends!:)

no... it's John A.

by yoyoyo_14 May 29, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž