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A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'
Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice
Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.
Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.
This expression means that justice is impartial and objective. There is an allusion here to the Greek statue for justice, wearing a blindfold so as not to treat friends differently from strangers, or rich people better than the poor ones.
No matter who you are, you must respect the law. Justice is blind!
The anti-mating dance of humans. It is commonly performed by either children between the ages of 6 to 13, or teenagers or adults, who want to make it public knowledge, that their V-card can not be revoked, unless a miracle happens.
It's also a great exercise.
Meghan: "I'm so horny, Adam, let's come back to your place."
Adam: *Doing orange justice* "Sorry, what are you saying?"
Meghan: *Leaves*
Adam: "At least I am free of sin." He says, while not realising, that anyone who does a fortnite dance in public has a special place in hell reserved, just for them.
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A talented and pretty actress who has not yet reached her true potential. She is in a bit of a slump. Like a phoenix, she will rise again.
Victoria Justice will be served
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A series of comic books that have existed in one incarnation or another from the 60s to the present.
Founding members included Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and Aquaman, though DC likes to re-write history and past founders have been changed to exclude Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman, including Black Canary, Moon Maiden and Triumph instead.
There have been three main series of Justice League of America comics with many spinoffs, including international branches, rotating teams, and even a black ops league. The Justice League formula tends to be this: Popular heroes team up in the beginning, there's some internal conflict in the team, and the team separates and reconstructs with some new obscure members. As the comic goes on, the reconstructions occur more and more often, until finally the comic is full of people you don't know and it gets canned and restarted quickly.
There is also a Justice League Unlimited comic book, proving that it is possible to sell a comic book, that is based on a show, that is based on a comic book.
LITTLE KID: "Hey, is that comic book Justice League Unlimited like on Cartoon Network?"
OLDER DUDE: "No way, it's good old Justice League International with Blue Beetle and Guy Gardner."
LITTLE KID: "Blue who?"
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Used as an original way to end a declaration, specially good for criticizing, ruling, etc. Taken from Zero Wing (see All your base are belong to us).
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For great justice.
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