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When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.
That girl keg pumped me last night and now my dick is chafing.
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drinking keg beer through a scuba snorkel
"We're about to scuba the shit out of this keg."
"Her eyes were swimming. She'd been scuba kegging all night."
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At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.
"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."
friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
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A phrase used to describe an extremely confused ginger person when they fail to respond to a direct question
Josh - Oi, get off my drink
Haydn - You have to tilt the keg
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The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.
On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"
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A variation of the keg stand, where one does the breakdancing move "the freeze" on a keg instead of a handstand.
He threw up while doing a keg freeze
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