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keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

by Hatfishing king November 29, 2018


Kei Tsukishima

one of the hottest 2d men lol at least to me... I would definitely marry him in a heartbeat

Random person: “Omg I love Kei Tsukishima he can run me over and i’d say thank you...”

Other person: “Ummm... who’s Kei Tsukishima and why do you want him to run you over..?”

That first person: “ Oh he’s just like the hottest 2d man to exist.”

by MaDeLiNeIsCoOlErThAnU December 23, 2020


Jiggling Keys

When 2 men rug their crotches together in a scissoring manner; The male version of scissoring.

Bob: Have you seen Tom and Kevin?
Joe: I heard heavy yet sensual panting coming from the other room... They must be jiggling keys!

by DirtyDanTheHitMan August 2, 2015

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Truth key

"Truth key" is to be used when a person(s) is believed to be lying. If the person lies on a truth key - the penalty is harsh as they are sure to get AIDS. No one want's AIDS, so no one lies.

"Mate, I slept with that blonde behind the bar" - Person A

"Truth key" - Person B

"No, I didn't" - Person A

by Jimmym502 January 11, 2012


Ugandan key

An 8 ounce claw hammer. Predominantly used by ugandan bank robbers who use them to break open bulletproof glass barriers (even if that barrier is used to protect a bank teller sitting inside a counter enclosure made of cardboard).

Robber: You betta opan dis door.
Teller: No bruder.
Robber: I have a key.... Ugandan key (breaks open da door).

by Kachumber October 27, 2018

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Fairy Kei

A Japanese fashion style that mixes elements from Decora and Lolita styles, but with an eighties twist. Typical elements include sweets(i.e. candy, ice cream), tutus, faux fur, faded denim, and iconic eighties cartoon characters. The Care Bears, My Little Pony, The Smurfs, Popples, and Barbie themes are prevalent symbols in Fairy Kei coordinates.

Oh, she just got into Fairy Kei.

by Deco-Lita Lover April 17, 2011

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low-key

1. quiet, modest, not very assertive

2. to treat with little emphasis

They rented a low-key dorm for their meetings.

by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2009

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