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(noun) An extraordinarily long and/or wide penis. Not necessarily as hairy as the beast for which it is named.
Guy 1: "Did you go out with that girl yet?"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"
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She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.
The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.
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🎶 He’s always there
Inside your walls
But while you sleep
As your guard falls
He comes out of hiding
To roam the halls
Standing over your bed
Menacingly tall
Ghoulie Kong
Grabs you by the balls 🎶
Victim of Ghoulie Kong: bro I think Ghoulie Kong grabbed my balls last night
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way
Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.
I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.
He has no style, he has no grace, this kong, has a funny face
Hey that Guy has no style and no grace!
Yeah, he's a real lanky kong
A person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. Usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (Multiple ear/belly-button/other part piercings.) Bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quantity of jewelery that they possess. This normally attracts a multitude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.
Steve: Hey Ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?
Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.
<Bling Kong enters the club>
Ben: Damn, I guess you can.