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The most sauciest lettuce on the market. Usually enjoyed while reading a novel on turtle breasts. Only found in underground playhouses.
That book lettuce from Nora’s playhouse was very enjoyable while reading the novel “A turtle and it’s breasts”
The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.
James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's
John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found
When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult
You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!
a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.
Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.
The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.
Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.
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Lettuce that has made contact with your feet, most likely a dirty boot.
This lettuce doesn’t taste so good, I hope it’s not foot lettuce.
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