lettuced

when one smokes the jazz cabbage aka marijuana.
The act of being high as fuck. boiii

I'm so lettuced right now.
me to bro feels like a Caesar salad up in dis shit.

lettuced

Having a piece or whole head of lettuce thrown in your face. Must be followed by saying, Lettuced.

Hey man, Yuuma is passed out, we should so lettuce him.

BAM! LETTUCED!

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lettuced

To confound or prove someone wrong; embarrasing someone. See owned.

When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!

Jim> Look, I stole a PS2.
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!

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Lettuce

the flow.

Check out that bro's lettuce, mad flowsauce, bro.

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Lettuce

Money, cash, scrilla, chedda, Benjamins, hunnids, paper, stacks, dinero, etc

I need more lettuce so I can buy some lettuce at the farmers market.

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lettuce

A lady's genitals

"I am going to shake my lettuce"

I am going to urinate in the lavatory

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lettuce

a bro's definition of hair, to keep this lettuce fresh you must "ice it"(wash it)

Bro1: dude sweet lettuce

Bro2: dude i know this shit is iced

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