Ur Family Tree LGBT

The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.

1: Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: No u
1: Ur sisters a mister
2: Ur brothers a mother
1: Ur grandpap a trap
2: don't make me fucking say it
1: do it you won't
2: ur family tree LGBT
*World explodes, 1 is sent to purgatory for the rest of eternity*

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Your Family Tree LGBT

A superhuman roast, responding to the whole chain of "Your Mom Gay", "Your Dad Lesbian", etc. Be careful with this roast, as it can hurt the victim used upon to the point of death.

"Your mom gay"
"You're dad Lesbian lol"
"Your family tree LGBT"

*Victim brings hands to head, tries to comfort the searing brain pain, but dies violently.*

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Ur Family Tree LGBT

The imortal god of “ur” jokes

WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY

AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD

Joe: u smell like butt

Jim: no u

Joe: ur mom gay
Jim: ur sister a mister

Joe: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*Jim dies of eternal suffering and herpes and other stds, face implodes with the rest of his body

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your family tree lgbt

the insult to end all insults, it destroys the targets entire family, all at once. use with caution, as it is extremely powerful. the entire targets family is now officially ruined.

frank: you mom large gay
bob: your family tree lgbt
frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.

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your family tree LGBT

Quite possibly the most effective roast there is... Probably even bigger than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, or your grandpap a trap

Me: ur mom gay
Friend: no u
Me: your family tree LGBT
Friend: *fucking dies*

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Your Family tree LGBT

More powerful than "Your grandpap a trap", "Your granny a tranny" and "Your mom gay". It will instantly kill all of your enemies within a 70 metre radius. It cannot be countered.

Jeff: Your mom gay
Joe: Your Dad Lesbian

Jeff: Your Family tree LGBT
Joe: *Combusts spontaneously*

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ur family tree LGBT

The ultimate comeback, overrules all other family-related insults.
Whoever receives this comeback needs to re-evaluate their existence.

David: "ur mom gay lol"
Joep: "don't make me say it"

David: "and ur granny tranny "
Joep: "ur family tree LGBT "
David now needs therapy in order to get his life back on track