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sir-madam

a man who is not a man. without a tool,a lesbian moron.

judy is a lesbian so every one calls him/her(use whatever you want to) sir-madam

by lesbianhunter October 13, 2004


Madam Charmaine

This bleeding minger decided that it would be fun to get kidnapped by a bunch of sticky old men with eyebrows that look like caterpillars, and the cherry on top of the moldy pineapple cake baked by satan himself is the fact that these rusty animatronics of chimps stole her meth stash, which is the only reason that vince wriggles through a testicular torsion of a street, a fucking cave, a grave covered in piss, a house built by picasso, a shitty old drag-off of a swamp and carnival that's probably responsible for syphilis. In turn, breaking bad is a good show.

"I am Madam Charmaine, your creator,"

"You also need to brush your fucking teeth you wank-stain"

by Phsyco Grunt May 30, 2024


Madam AFAB

A derogatory term for biologically female queers / lgbt people who typically enjoy a level of greater privilege, entitlement and influence than transwomen or amab queers. It’s is a term meant to call out inequity, hypocrisy and afab power mongering in the LGBT community.

That’s madam afab, she’s always having a trendy good time while transwomen struggle socially. She has so much privilege, especially with her cis male partner.

by Yourmomeatsshit August 20, 2024


dear sir/madam

very formal way to say hi when you write a cover letter applying for a job

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am an art director/designer and I am creative in all the areas of web, logo and mobile design and I am contacting you about a Freelance Designer job that is available.

by trofimar November 14, 2013


madame hooker

The leader of a group of hookers.

Dude, did you see that squad of hookers? That one in the front must be the Madame Hooker!

by gravvity430 January 24, 2020


Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship

Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?

by Mistress Piglet July 12, 2020


Madam Bombs

A badass all girl band with amazing music

Me: have you heard Madam Bombs new song
Random person: Yeah there new song goes crazy

by btaylor_btaylor May 11, 2023