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Someone who attracts lots of pussy, like a magnet attracts metal.
Aidan M is the biggest Pussy Magnet!
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will show the world that real metal aint dead!!! time to take back the throne boys!!!
death magnetic will KILL EM ALL!!
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A guy (or girl) who can atract babes to him (or her) with ease
guy A: that guys a babe magnet
buy B: lets beat him up
guy A:yeah
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The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky
I photographed the morons entering the giant moron magnet to see exhibits of people in biblical times riding dinosaurs wearing saddles. They didn't know before their visit that The Flintstones was actually a documentary!
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Someone who unwittingly attracts trolls and/or general internet psychos. The initial pull that draws the troll to its magnet is frequently a benign comment posted on a forum or group, or in certain (rare) cases it may be nothing more than pure chance.
Friend A: “All Zara said was that she didn’t like tinted glasses, and this crazy guy just went…well crazy about it.”
Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
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When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.
You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.
It wasn't me.
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An intoxicated person whose head has apparently become attracted to metal objects. Characteristics of a magnet head include stumbling into and/or leaning towards roller shutters, parked cars, lampposts or any other metal objects within a five to ten foot radius, usually leading with the head or face. Magnet heads are most commonly found alone, roaming the streets late at night having been abandoned by friends or ejected from a party.
Oh my God, we gotta get this magnet head out of here, he's gonna face plant into our fridge.
Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!
Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!
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