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Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?
A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.
Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance
They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance
This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.
Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?
Grant: You’re low maintenance.
Flynn: What about my social media?
Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.
Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?
Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.
Flynn: I prefer well done.
Grant: I rest my case.
Nickname for working out at a gym.
I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week
The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.
Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"
The act of shouting obscenities at something in order to make it work or fit.
Friend: “What are you doing yelling?
Friend 2: I’m preforming Cussing Maintenance”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU BETTER WORK YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TWAT ROTTED CUNT!