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turf maintenance

The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.

Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"

by rene bootmaker June 3, 2013


Turkish Maintenance

Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."

Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.

Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."

by sparklingdark December 17, 2016


aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding oneself

Henrik Ibsen once said vaut mieux être tout seul que mal accompagné, I.e. it's better to have no friends at all than an aircraft maintenance crew that reflects badly on you as a person

by Sexydimma May 27, 2016


aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher will know in a heartbeat if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021


aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

by Sexydimma May 28, 2017


maintenant

A tactile switch in Spanish.

Puedes tocar la maintenant para apagar la luz por favor.

by litoes126 July 28, 2024


sneaky maintenance

Sneaky Maintenance: Somewhat analogous to high maintenance; with the exception that the unsuspecting boyfriend doesn't perceive the maintenance level of the newly anointed girlfriend. Thinking said girlfriend is low maintenance, but in reality, a shockingly high amount of money and time is spent on jewelry, hair, make-up, and clothes.

Kevin thought Ivonne was a low maintenance girl with her down to earth sensibilities and sweet dispositions. The sneaky maintenance side was identified when a 5$ piece of jewelry quickly turned into a $5,000 piece of jewelry. Further identification of sneaky maintenance was realized when the 10 minute “getting ready” time slowly morphed into 1 and half hour getting ready time; which include multiple outfit changes and extensive make-up applications and hair styling.

by Poets Extraordinaire J and M June 29, 2019