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the scene created when tossing a bitch's salad after she's taken a shit but before wiping that ass
Immediately after Jenna pinched a humongous loaf, I ate that nasty hoe's messy sundae for desert!
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Defined best as someone or something that is anything and everything negative, bad, rude or plain trifling.
Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty
Ex. That is so Thuggish and Messy
When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.
oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning
When someone loses their chicken in a deep vagina they are forced to fish it out with their tongue
Damn girl you got a "messy picnic" let me get that for you!
Noun.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.
It’s nothing like having messy fun shoved down your throat right before breakfast