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Golden Mile

A string of pubs and taverns that are visited one after another in the act of pub-hopping.

"Come on! I have work tomorrow!"

"Oh no! This isn't another night on the town. We're going the Golden Mile! Tam O' Shanty's, Poor Richard's, every last one of 'em!"

by Sherman Mikhail Lambchops November 26, 2013

29๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


A fuckin' mile

About 50 yards, not nearly as far as an actual mile

I had to park my car a fuckin' mile away

Oh man the liquor store is only like a fuckin' mile from my house.

by Doggie Fizzle May 30, 2006

62๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum mile

When a girl has a party and guys take turns jerking into her running shoes until they are at least half full of sticky cum, then she puts her shoes on her bare feet and runs a mile. If the girl doesn't finish her mile run in 5 minutes she has to wear the cum filled shoes for an entire week

Fred: Dude check out Tori's shox

Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?

Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.

Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.

by Gmail548 April 19, 2010

69๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


500 miles

Half the distance Id walk to fall down at your door

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door.

by Tha manzsz March 9, 2018

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


green mile

The short "mile" that a prisoner walks before he is executed on prison grounds by the force of the law.

There's a dead man walkin' on a green mile.

by that guy August 4, 2003

440๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Milk Mile

Although there are many variants on contesting this brutal event, the milk mile involves drinking milk and running a mile.

The most manly and legitimate way to contest a milk mile it for the competitors to drink one half gallon of thick chocolate milk from the local dairy, as opposed to thin grocery store chocolate milk. Once a competitor drinks the milk, they must run 4 laps around a standard 400 meter track. It is important to note that the time should be started when the competitors open their bottle/carton of milk. If one is feeling particularly ballsy, eggnog is an impressive substitute to the chocolate milk.

Other less prominent variants include drinking a given amount of milk each lap, drinking amounts milk different than the half gallon stated above, and drinking white milk.

Milk miles are common among high school track and field and cross country teams. This is a niche for distance runners.

Please note that the poster is not responsible for any discomfort or injury occurring before, during, or after a milk mile.

This event is not to be confused with the Gallon Challenge.

Onlooker 1: Wow those XC guys doing the milk mile are dying.
Onlooker 2: Well you cant run a mile, much less drink a half gallon of chocolate milk prior to running one.

by scxcrunner June 8, 2012

35๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


e-mile

busting your butt, going above and beyond the call of duty working on the computer over internet due to a screw up usually by some other party.

sorry honey i won't be home for supper because ebay loused up all 4000 of the listings in my store and now i have to work a few extra e-miles to get on track.

by em bee kay August 31, 2008

1129๐Ÿ‘ 233๐Ÿ‘Ž