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mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.

my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!

by daveschappell October 30, 2010

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second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody

when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.

by big sexy 93 April 7, 2010


gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine

Darian my asshole friend. Just an asshole

Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!

by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 16, 2019

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Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.

Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch

by Ponygay January 2, 2021


Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.

Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!

by Ichirukio September 20, 2010


Moochee

The person that is being mooched off of.

Every time Jason comes over he eats my snacks and drinks my beer. What a moocher which would make me the moochee. I gotta cut him off.

by Dr. Glayvine January 7, 2023


moochee

Soft, gentle and beautiful, Moochee is a girl who is confident and outspoken, May seems shy at first but once you get to know her it’s like she metamorphosed into a social “ whitty” and hilarious butterfly. Hard working and driven, very open and a good friend. Once she appreciates you there’s nothing she won’t do for you. Moochees are amazing.

When I grow up I want to be like Moochee
Moochee is like a butterfly

by Kbeau’s_1 November 24, 2021