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A mountain skunk refers to a particular type of person that is found at ski and snowboard destinations around the world. They usually have very long, unkept beards with food particles still stuck to them. Mountain skunks are between 16 to 35 years of age, but some have been known to live as long as 50 years. Mountain skunks generally divide their time fairly evenly between smoking weed, drinking, and either skiing or snowboarding. Beyond these recreational activities, mountain skunks do nothing more than eat and occasionally, albeit rarely, bathe. Because of their lack of personal hygiene, mountain skunks usually stink, and this seems to be the origin of the mountain skunk term. It should be noted ski and snowboard destinations have unsuccessfully tried to curb the local mountain skunk populations by steadily increasing their lift ticket prices, but their efforts have been largely unsuccessful. In fact, there are still sizable populations of these creatures at large at most mountain resorts. Mountain skunks will often scoff at and mock most of the well dressed and behaved tourists that frequent their habitats usually calling them "gapers", but people are generally told to ignore them if possible because
talking to them (especially the more feral ones) only gets them more agitated and unruly. Yes, the best policy is to let them drown out their own misery in alcohol drugs and prey that they will be in a better place sooner rather than later.
That mountain skunk over there stinks. Yuck!
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Distant relatives of the better-known but enigmatic Japanese "Snow Monkeys", North American Mountain Monkeys can be found in the greater Rocky Mountain region. They construct small, functional lairs and are often found hurtling down steep slopes at high speeds in all seasons. They are gentle at heart but can be dangerous if crossed -- approach them carefully while maintaining eye contact. Offerings of food and drink can't hurt either.
That dude's such a mountain monkey, he hasn't changed his long johns all season!
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A place where your dreams come true, a place where candy stretches as far as the eye can see, and a place where you get your kidney removed.
Got publicity from the famous Charlie the Unicorn video on youtube.
Unicorn 1:Hey Charlie lets go to Candy Mountain Charlie.
Charlie: What is the prairie on fire.
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A skit on the Comedy Central show "Mind of Mencia" spoofing Brokeback Mountain. It starred Carlos Mencia and Mario Lopez playing two mexicans hiding who they are. They escape to the mountain to be true wetbacks.
quote from Wetback Mountain
Mario: Do you think they suspect anything?
Carlos: Nah, They just think we're gay.
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An erratic burst of pleasure when drinking the soda Mountain Dew. The feeling is spontaneous and is followed by extreme dizziness. A male's mountain dewgasm may have more side effects.
We couldn't explain the mess from the mountain dewgasm to Tim's parents.
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Expression : A West African, particularly Nigerian expression of surprise, usually from shock in a negative way or in response to someone exposing something scandalous.
Beverly : Mum, I'm Pregnant.
Beverly's African mum : You said WHAT?!? Fire on the mountain!! Pregnant?!? Am I hearing you Correctly??!!
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In the "Resident Evil"(Biohazard) series, it is the setting where the Umbrella Research Center/Training Facility was built.
The Umbrella Research Centre/Training Facility is completed 8 miles north of Raccoon City, in the Arklay Mountains.
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