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When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.
My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.
your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.
Tonight Mummy Nurse is in charge!
A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.
Guy1: Hey who is that girl
Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.
Guy1: What's that?
Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary
very high so high you walk slow like a mummy
yo we was all mummied out at the clu last night
A phrase that used to call out other people’s mom’s
Teri Mummy ke simping kardunga