Muscle Tunnel

A soft, moist, dark space for your pleasure.

Bullock is jealous that of all the guys who get to use muscle tunnels. He must live vicariously through everyone else. He does not have a muscle to tunnel into.

glamour muscles

The muscles worked out for showing off to the ladies. Chest and arms.

"Yo Chinagirl, you want to go to lunch at 2?" "No, I've gotta work my glamour muscles."

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Ring Muscle

The Common Garden Anus

You are talking out of your Ring Muscle

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Muscle growth

A phenomenon in which someone’s (male or female) muscles get bigger and they get stronger. Best seen on women.

Sally experienced a ton of muscle growth and afterwards was never the same again

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muscle cars

A car that should be respected by all americans even if they drive ricers.

A car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds but will guzzle gas 20x faster than a honda

Hey man did you see that muscle car beat that civic? Ya man but look he's at the gas staition again.

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muscle marys

Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.

Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.

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muscle car

1)A term usually assigned to mid-sizd, American cars produced in the mid 60's to mid 70's with oversized engines and light chassis.

2) Any rear-whel drive car made to go fast.

1) This hemi roadrunner is a classic example of a muscle car.

2) My big block Chevette can really fuck up some import crap!!

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